Founder and President
His Excellency
Albert “Al-Ko-hol” Ko,
Lord and Protector of Albino Squirrels
Chef of Staff
The Honorable Matthew “Mother” Tucker
The Cabinet
| Chancellor of the Exchequer | Susanna “Squeaky” Nguyen |
| Secretary of Homeland Defense of Squirrels | Sir Jeffrey “I’m Not” Waring “Any Pants” |
| Czar of Propoganda | Tanya “T-Bone” Kajese |
| Director of Squirrel Intelligence | Vanessa “Mrs. Edward Norton” Garcia |
| Minister of Breeding | Dilusha “If You” Will-iam |
Squirrel Finder
Lauren Grassie
Chief of Secret Service
Samantha “Sam-tha-man” Dias
Sea Admiral
Drew Sutton
Royal Jester of Public Relations
Al Bruno
Chief Justice
Adarsh “A-Diddy” Shah
Director of Communications
Erin Wilson
Joint Chief of Staffs of the Combined Albino Squirrel Armies
Matt Scafidi
Available Positions
Secretary of War
General Activist for Squirrel Rights
Squirrel Keeper
Ombudsman
Prime Minister
Chancellor of Weapons Developement
Secretary of Transportation
Political Advisor
Bailiff and Sergeant at Arms
Field Marshall
Parliamentarian
Historian
Minister of the Minutes
Chairman of the General Accounting Office
Director of International Relations
Lead Ambassador to the Intercollegiate Chapters of the ASPS
Director of Interclub Coalition Builder
Imperial Praetor
Herald of the State
The People’s oracle